Illawarra Flyfishers Club


  A Koala up a Gum Tree near a River in Queensland. 


A Koala sitting in the fork of a gum tree smoking a joint, a passing Lizard looked up and said’ Hay Koala!’What’s Doing’ smoking a joint the Koala said’ come up and share some,’ so the little Lizard climbed up and sat next to  the Koala and they shared a few joints.
After a while the Lizard said’ that his mouth was very dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.’ The Lizard was so stoned he leaned over to drink and fell into the river, a Crocodile saw this and swam over and helped  the Lizard to the side, then he asked’ the little Lizard “what’s the matter with you.”
The little Lizard explained to the Crocodile that he had been sitting in a tree, with the Koala smoking a joint and he got stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The Crocodile said’ that he had to check this out ‘ walked into  the rainforest  found the tree where the Koala was sitting finishing his joint, the Crocodile looked up and said,’
“HAY YOU” !
THE KOALA LOOKED DOWN AND” SAID “ ‘F*#*K’   ME.....……JEEZ MATE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK ???

Mike Mansell