A Koala up a Gum Tree near a River in Queensland.
Koala sitting in the fork of a gum tree smoking a joint, a passing
Lizard looked up and said’ Hay Koala!’What’s Doing’ smoking a joint the
Koala said’ come up and share some,’ so the little Lizard climbed up
and sat next to the Koala and they shared a few joints.
while the Lizard said’ that his mouth was very dry’ and that he was
going to get a drink from the river.’ The Lizard was so stoned he
leaned over to drink and fell into the river, a Crocodile saw this and
swam over and helped the Lizard to the side, then he asked’ the little
Lizard “what’s the matter with you.”
The little Lizard explained
to the Crocodile that he had been sitting in a tree, with the Koala
smoking a joint and he got stoned and fell into the river while taking
The Crocodile said’ that he had to check this out ‘
walked into the rainforest found the tree where the Koala was sitting
finishing his joint, the Crocodile looked up and said,’
“HAY YOU” !
THE KOALA LOOKED DOWN AND” SAID “ ‘F*#*K’ ME.....……JEEZ MATE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK ???